Играется на четыре четверти, желательно перебором. Поётся на манер баллады. Там, где
запись Fm, нужно просто сотворить звук в бесконечность (рука резко опускается по
0A young programmers began to work online,
One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.
9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.
8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said It's Windows 95 , and then there were 7.
7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.
6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string Format complete, and then there were 5.
5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.
4 young programmers worked using only C ,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.
3 young programmers didn't know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.
2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.
1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.
Boss cried: Oh, where is the program we must have
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And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.